Thought I was a donut, you tried to glaze me.

click me!!!

the key to success is adaptation. when you're swimming with the currents and the currents change, you need to learn fast on how to swim against it. learning on the fly is a paramount virtue to have ready in your arsenal. fellow clan member WarlockPMD aka Ricky Rat aka Sentry Gun Killer aka I've Never Met A Sentry Gun I Didn't Want To Run Head First Into likes his Hardcore game type. i mean LOVES it. any time i hop online i'll always find him paroosing the Hardcore lobbies like the chicken hawk he is. poor Red Nose Ricky Rat, we never want to join him in his Hardcore games. but alas, last night he was the party leader and he snuck me into a game of Hardcore Domination.

i didn't panic, but i also forgot to update my load out before the match started and ran with Assassin Pro and Marksman which are virtually useless perks on Hardcore. i thought it was gonna be murder, but to my surprise murder was inflicted on all else! has a new era dawned on this nubile former sexycamper now recovering knife monkey?

I Ball So Hard, Motherfuckers Want To Fine Me.

poor little [SwaG]SSandhu15 his swag was not in full effect for this match. but enough about my BEAST MODE engaged match, what i really want to tell you about is how much i want to marry and have kids with the latest Game Mode addition to COD:MW3. the great Drop Zone! playing this game mode is like living in a Michael Bay movie. every second is intense, which coincidentally you'll receive +20 points for each second your ass is alive in the designated Drop Zone. for this iteration of COD, i've mostly played Domination for one reason or another. Team Defender is fun and so is Kill Confirmed, but for your money's worth, nothing beats the pure adrenaline rush of Drop Zone. it's fun, but it's also fair as fuck. i mean, we're winning matches with the team kill average hovering around 2 per person. 

i've also discovered another gun i love as much as my ACR, the almighty sexy MP7. i know, i know, how can you be a sexy camper with an SMG? well friends, let me introduce you to the new HAMR Scope! while nothing will ever compare to the ACOG on my EBR thrills, this might come to a close 4th. picking off hapless fools from the second floor window sure was exhilarating. to be honest, i don't run exclusively with this new scope, i did it just long enough to get my Weapons XP on, but rest assured the fun was sexy while it lasted. like my ACR, i like my MP7 blinged out with a Holographic and Silencer. and BEST FUCKING believe it's GOLD camo'd.   

so my fellow Knife Monkeys, in closing. play some Drop Zone. do mess with the MP7, it's a nice little gun. and always, always remember to SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE. 

Rise of the Planet of the Knife Monkeys

And...we're BACK!